So I sit in some trendy bar with a girl who I met through my mate Char-lott. She's a bit of a sort, everything was cool until we talked. Now she didn't offend me, but her chat was proper empty, I realised the girl I'm scoring is fit but fucking boring ! And I'm nearly snoring cos she goes on and on bout her awesome family and the village she is from; and she's studying maths, her favourite colour is black. And she's a terrible cook - and I can't help from staring at her rack !
Cos I'm listening, yeah I'm tuning in ! Cos what you say is really interesting (yeah !) Cos I'm tuning in, yeah I'm zooming in ! Cos when you talk I really do listen. (honest !)
So we get onto this conversation it was oh so fun. And when she finished I downed another drink of coke and rum, I got a toilet break and had a cheeky fag; she went when I came back I had to guard her bag.
"If you come home with me, I work all you need cos I've got a nice place and I don't mind we can walk at your pace, if you wanna stay the night then it really is alright cos there's enough space and I really think that you'd like my place !"
*Snoring*
So I asked her what music she liked:
"A bit of everything really !"
I asked her "Be more specific", but she can't answer my query. Ok, that's enough, I've heard enough mindless chat ! I need to curb on the bullshit and get her back to my flat.
"Girl I've heard enough, you talk about such wanton stuff ! Cos I've got a nice place and I don't mind we can walk at your pace. I've sat right here polite, let's go back now I'm borderline. Cos there's enough space and I really think that you'd like my place."
Bla-blah blah blah, blah-blah, blah blah blah-blah, blah blah
"Come on ! Go on... You know you wanna ! Bit of fun ennit ? I'll make you a cup of coffee, I'll pay for the taxi, once it gets here. We can talk more at my house go on, seriously ! Oh nice one !"